the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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