Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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