I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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