Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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