please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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