I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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