Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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