i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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