its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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