You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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