Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
