apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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