I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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