Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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