She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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