So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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