OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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