I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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