I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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