Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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