didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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