I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
its not stalking. its research.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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