what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
