yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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