just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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