when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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