there's paper in my vomit.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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