a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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