Small penises have feelings too.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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