i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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