Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
