just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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