shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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