My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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