12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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