i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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