i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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