I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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