So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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