I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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