just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
