Me too!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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