hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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