Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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