I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Sorry about my life...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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