did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
