brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
our cab driver is having phone sex.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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