did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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