That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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