Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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