he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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