I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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