went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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