You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Im part way to drunk.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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