It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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